THE INSIDE MAN
by Bill Dunbar
Inside Broker: Listen now, Charley, that stock moved up 5/8 yesterday and 1/2 the day before! You
better grab it before it gets outa reach.
Charley: Do ya really think I should? I haven't even plotted the price ranges over the past couple of
Inside Broker: Hell, by the time you get all that done, it'll be gone, man, and you'll be left dancing around
at the starting gate. That company is sure to earn four dollars a share this year and seven the next.
Charley: What kind of business are they in, anyway?
Inside Broker: Who cares? Didn't you hear what your old pal Freddy said? He got it straight from his
secretary who knows the broker that talked to the guy who was in on the deal. As soon as the investing
public gets onto it that stock is gonna take off like a rocket. You'll be rich, Charley! Think of itórich!
And you can tell that stupid boss of yours to take his job and stick it.